By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.

Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.

by CBystander October 14, 2011

stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.

Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...

by dutchsydney February 6, 2014

The Adam Sandler Effect

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.

Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

by eltonjohnskid February 21, 2022

scandle

is a term for when someone tries to be "cool" at myspace but expodentially fails.

kidfresh: hey did you see that lame bulletin scandle posted?

Alex: unfortunatly, your way better than him at myspace

by kidFRESH April 29, 2008

Scandle

A candle that is of scandalous nature such as those moulded into erotic forms or displayed inappropriately.

Did you see that scandle Oskar had alight in his window? Shocking!

by RAmor January 31, 2015

Mr. Stanley

1. A crazy math teacher who abandons his students in the middle of the year to hike in the mountains.

2. Any man who pronounces "Roof" as "ruff."

1. "Where's Mr. Stanley?"
"Probably hiking the mountains."

2. Dude, that man can't speak. He is such a Mr. Stanley.

by Syngen Grede May 9, 2008

stanley cup

The holy grail in hockey, the champion of the NHL gets it and their names on it also, the best trophy in sports.

It was a great day when Ray Bourque hoisted the Stanley Cup.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004