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Standard deviantAsian

A slant (pun intended) on the traditional statistical feature of standard deviation whereby the sexual deviance levels of an Asian male can be predicted by positive linear equation, as they are largely constant
'What is it about being a standard deviantAsian? Here I was minding my own business enjoying a spot of inoccuous Japanese porn in the work toilet cubicle on my lunch break when the whole thing inevitably descended into a bukkake fest. It was terribly off-putting. Those crazy Asians like filth nearly as much as they like rice and foot binding'
by Anonymous submissions December 30, 2016
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sandanbara

A Japanese word that litterally means "Three layered stomach", and is used to describe a woman who has saggy love handles.
guy 1: kono onna wa sandanbara desu! hahahah!

guy 2: kimoi!!
by chad5161 July 20, 2009
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Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.
"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."
by Satandog May 1, 2006
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Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
by The Blackguard November 27, 2011
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Low Standards

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.
Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.
by Captain Cream Soda August 5, 2016
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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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Swords and Sandals

An RPG developed by Whiskeybarrel studios and eGames.com.

You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.

Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.

The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.

There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux

Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.
Guy1: "Swords and Sandals is the worst game that I've ever enjoyed."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."
by Movianne February 20, 2019
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