stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.

Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.

by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007

Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

spaceface

When someone sends a friend invite to a totally random person they have stumbled across on myspace/facebook, based purely on the appearance of their profile photo.

D: “dude I totally just spacefaced this sarah chick. Kinda hot. Went the starship angle”

$: “How’d that work out for you?”

D: “Yeah nothing yet. Maybe she’s in a different timezone”

by Chubby$ October 27, 2007

Stankface

A dance move. Stankface is taking the face you make when you smell something stinky and add it to an awkward repetitive dance move.

When you walk into a Mormon stake dance, you will see everyone doing the stankface.

by swimmer45 September 29, 2018

stonefaced

slant-eyed and slack-jawed: stoned to the bone.

man, that kush you packed up last night got me so stonefaced i couldn't see straight to drive home.

by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

Stoneface

When a man lathers his dick with chunky peanut butter in the hope that a dog will lick it off

Mark started to stoneface when no one was looking.

by Herr Mark February 19, 2010

snakeface

When a girl has her ponytail pulled too tightly such that it stretches her facial features resulting in said girl appearing to have the face of snake. Inspired by Laurina from the Australian version of The Bachelor (Channel Ten, Season 2, 2014).

Check out Laurina! She's totes a snakeface!

by CalRissian September 4, 2014