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Gypo Stab

An act of violence that can only be preformed by a gypo .

Like a regular stab but is preformed at such an angle that it conceals the stab from any passing police (who would probably not dare get involved anyway).

A Gypo Stab can only be preformed with certain 'weapons'. Such as: a small lock/pen knife, a stick (sharpened by the pen knife which has been left in the caravan), a piece of scrap metal, or a fork.

More often than not the stab wound is not life threatening but is usually followed by a 'kicking in' or getting attacked by illegaly bred dogs.
Tom 'bumped into a gypo last night, he shouted abuse at me'

Dick 'you were lucky, im supprised he didn't gypo stab you'

Harry 'might have forgotten his fork'
by yoyoninjaboy June 16, 2007
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long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.
by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011
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I would like to Poo Stab her.
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Last night my man gave me a Rusty Stabbin and now flames shoot out of my ass when I fart.
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