squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013

Squark

1. A combination of a squirrel and a shark. Likes little girls and ice cream.

2. The weird guy that always hangs out around your local liqour store.

3. Anybody named peter.

1. "OMFG THAT RABID SQUARK ATE OUR TEACHER!"
2. Wtf the squark is at the liqour store again, is he meowing again?
3. "hey peter, or should i say SQUARK!"

by squarkboy October 20, 2009

squoke

A painful way of hurting someone. Half poke half squeeze. Much like pinching, except more painful. Often used in special martial arts.

Bob: *squokes Michael
Michael: YOOOUCH!!! *blows up
Bob: OMG

by SCONEZ April 8, 2009

Squirk

When a woman obtains an orgasm simply by squeezing her thighs and thinking erotic thoughts.

Did you see Adriana? She squirked after she saw Professor Taylor.

Yurie squirks everytime she thinks about Caroline.

by Missy Z May 13, 2007

Squonk

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

by leslieknope May 15, 2014

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018