potato squasher 2000

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one

omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!

by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017

artjom squishbar

Big boy with coc

yo square artjom squishbar

by P3AK December 3, 2021

Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.

"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."

by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008

Squishes

An affectionate way to address or greet your friend

Squishes, Stephanie!

by Gena "Mama Bear" May 22, 2012

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008