alabama squeler

A snitch that gets raped by his very large cell mate in jail.

See that large tyrone looking fucker there. Every night you can hear his alabama squeler go off

by The dirty sage November 4, 2015

squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.

SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.

by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

Squelch

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squencher

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.

1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.

by J. wolfy November 8, 2008

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Squelchy

An Extremely Moist Vagina - When a vagina becomes very moist that when being penetrated with objects or part of the anatomy its makes a noise that sounds like 'SQUELCH'

It is most Capital!

Ben: Hey, u have fun last night?
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!

by Jack.. ; ) January 3, 2007