Curry smudge

When you eat a curry and have a crap the next day you wipe your ass and the poo smudges all around anus

I ate a chicken vindaloo last night and when I had a poo this morning I wiped my ass and had curry smudge.

by monkeypig November 16, 2010

sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Smudge head

Derogatory word for Christians and anyone who follows or believes in the Christian agenda.

"You see all those idiot smudge heads walking around last Wednesday?"

"I was talking to this fucking smudge head and he still believes that Jesus was real"

by WePutHimToBedALongTimeAgo October 6, 2012

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

smudger

photographer

Yeah, he's a smudger (Photographer)

by zippy09 September 9, 2009

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004