skused

Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.

STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.

by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017

Smused

Griefing in a online game by teamkilling or damaging your own team

"I smused by shooting a grenade at my teammate"
"I'm Pietro and i smused you!"

by Pietrone22 March 22, 2021

Lame sause

adj. When something is completly lameor covered in lamenss.

1.-"shelly is always kicking me in the shins"
-"Lame Sause."
2. "I hate that, its got lame sause all over it."

by Meliss-ahh-U January 21, 2009

Spuvet

"Sp-oo-vey"

A Spunky Duvet. Example of word merging or Werging.

"That's such a Spuvet, dude... Gross."

by Andypandypoo August 5, 2007

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

Skused

Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.

Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Spumen

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018