Spud

1. Someone who is in a constant state of being dirty or unhygienic, so much so that the person is usually left out of physical and/or social activities in fear that the spud will cramp there style. 2. Used to describe an ugly or unattractive person.

1. "have you seen that new kid today?" "what the one that smells like shit?" "Yeah, what a spuuuud"

2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"

by pseudonym321123 November 9, 2010

Spud

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em

p1 : yo your stupid af u spud
p2 : nah why u buying into that conspiracy. DOCTOR SPUDNIK IS REAL

by TheBananananananannanana July 14, 2020

Spud

When a person does a silly and/or funny action is commonly referred to as a spud.

"Haha you're such a spud John"

by Spudlife October 22, 2017

Spud

If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato

James: sometimes i just feel like i look like a bit of a spud.
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way

by no.u.fam October 12, 2018

Spud

An attractive special ed kid, a stud sped, a spud.

Wow Ryan sure is a spud!

by ShyneLovesRats June 6, 2018

SPUD

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.

Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.

by Pimp Master "P" March 2, 2008

Spud

It is a colloquial term for Potato. Widely used in England and the west country....and Wales.

I like spuds.
"Edward would you care for some spuds with your ale?"

by Tetley's March 1, 2005