Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.

by bjammin08 February 26, 2011

Spronder

A breed of cock blockers who prevent other guys from scoring chicks but also have absolutely no chance of scoring the chicks. So at the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation and the chicks get so nervous that they can't even enjoy each other and call a cab!

Hot Chick: "Who's this kid hitting on this Erica?"

Dude: "Oh, this is Eric...don't know who told him about this party..."

Hot Chick: "Yeah, you can obviously tell that she can't stand him..."

Dude: "Yeah...I know...he's such a spronder..."

by Jonny5593 November 11, 2009

Spoonee

Someone who willingly accepts the act of spooning from their partner.
Somone who gets spooned.

Michelle was a spoonee for Doug last night

by MidnightxTR December 6, 2010

Skroned

It’s just like.. stoned... but better

John: Im focking skroneddd.
Keyur: We’re all focking skroned bruhh

by OfficiallyInfamous October 1, 2018

spone nigga

A nigga who sleeps in cabinets.

“Aye?”
“Yeah.”
“Why is that nigga slumpt in the cabinet?”
“He’s a spone nigga.”

by DuttNigga May 19, 2019

spooners

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase

"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

by Deljanney Jorbello May 17, 2021