slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Spackerbracket

Someone who is not of sound body and/or mind and gets taken advantage of by his peers because of it.

"Ha! I just told Gerald to go and punch Chris in the face and he did it! He's such a spackerbracket!"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma

A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010

Prackers

Shorten form of Prawn Crackers

I love deep fried prackers with rice!

by sapmanie May 19, 2017

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

Bum Smackers

A groups of guys who smack each other on the bum but its not gay.

"You boys have detention for smacking each other on your bums." -Teacher
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys

by Bailey Gynther February 17, 2020

Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013