Sporking 

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.

Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.

Sporking by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022

Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

Sporking by Halos X January 2, 2026

Sporking the Wolf 

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

Sporking the Wolf by Newby October 26, 2007

sporking hayden's mom 

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

sporking hayden's mom by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

Hot Rod Sporking by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Snorking 

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012