The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.
by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010
Get the Spooker mug.A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.
If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.
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n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
by Bexxx June 2, 2004
Get the Sloozer mug.Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.
These men have no testicles.
These men have no testicles.
by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011
Get the Simon Spooner mug.Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011
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Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.
Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007
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