spooniac

A queer person who likes to spoon with other queer people.

Comes from the root word spoon, or the position couples use in bed, and -iac meaning someone who often/likes to do the implied.

You shouldn't be such a spooniac!

by Jack Hilbridge December 15, 2004

spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice

hey dude lets fly to the spoon

by john May 22, 2003

spoonjob

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.

check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around

by Barnabyw October 25, 2006

spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.

Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

spoontang

when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line

Dude I think I got a big one.
No, it's probably just spoontang.

by cambodave October 10, 2008

Spoonabula

A tranformation of the orgabula which depicts the multiple orgasm achieved with the aid of a spoon.

"Last night, after dinner..."
"You forked him?!"
"No, he spooned me. I'll draw you a Spoonabula"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004