abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

abandonment spooge by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010

Little Spoon 

When cuddling, they're the little one's, or the softest one's and need attention and protection from the big Spoon

I like to be the little Spoon

Little Spoon by Fstttuatsi June 7, 2021

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

Spike your spooker by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Cholo Spoon 

The act of holding one's girlfriend around the waist, from behind, while standing. Think of the cholo/chola couples you see at school, at your local mall or on the bus. There are a few different variations to the Cholo spoon and they can be modified if the Cholo proceeds to place his chin on either of his Chola's shoulders.

#1. Traditional Cholo Spoon - The Cholo clasps his hands together and rests them on his Ruca's abdominal area.

#2. Hidden Cholo Spoon - The Cholo places his hands inside the front pocket of his Heina's giant hooded sweatshirt causing his hands to be hidden from plain view.

#3. Mobile Cholo Spoon - The Cholo and his Vieja walk to the same destination in the act of the Traditional Cholo Spoon or the Hidden Cholo Spoon.

Ex. #1
Tom: Dude, check out Lil' Joker and La Shy Girl. I bet you they're only Cholo Spooning to hide his boner.

Bill: Yeah, you'd think his dickies that are 12 sizes too big would do the trick.

Ex. #2
Fred: Do you see Spooky working a Hidden Cholo Spoon on Baby Giggles?

Barry: Holy Balls! I wonder if he's giving her the business underneath that giant hooded sweatshirt.

Ex. #3
Harry: Dude! Look at Mr. Puppet and Tiny Lil Whisper go! That must be the fastest Mobile Cholo Spoon I've ever seen!

Ed: If the Mobile Cholo Spoon was an Olympic event, cholos would take the gold, for sure! . . . .You probably won't believe this but they wouldn't even have to take it because I think they'd have a legitimate shot at winning it fair and square.

Cholo Spoon by Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe January 24, 2011

Drop the spoon

When you drop the spoon, you’ll usually get chased around the house by you’re daddy since you flashed your lingerie while picking it up, then you’ll magically end up on top of her :P.

“Who says daddy is the only one who can have a little fun? I’m gonna drop the spoon to be a little bratty sub :P”

Drop the spoon by You’reWelcomeAnonymous_dom September 1, 2019

Spooder 

Spooder is slang of "spider" usually making it cuter. More common in memes than people saying it.

"Omg this spooder meme is adorable!"

Spooder by Laura the lazy May 5, 2018

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009