spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 31, 2005

spoon

v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there

Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.

by kellie July 31, 2004

spoon

Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

by chris davis April 05, 2003

spoon

To drink pussy juice with a spoon. Typically from a ugly woman.

Frank is such a spooner, he spoons Sherry every night while Chip and Ernst watch.

by PD July 13, 2003

spoon

Someone who stirs shit, ie. like a spoon is used for stirring.

Why have you been going round stirring shit up about me? You're such a spoon!

by madwun October 28, 2010

spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

by enots nybot February 15, 2004

spoon

someone who is a F.G groupie

The MKC is full of spoons.

by Rolls October 19, 2004