splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

by nshaw February 11, 2014

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018