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SpoonGang

A group of Kings that understand that the spoon is the best utensil. They dont mess with forks or knives. As the saying goes “if you aint a spoon you aint a goon”. The Spoons were created 5/3/17 and the SpoonKing is none other that the homie Justin. If anyone claims different they just a clout leech.
Bryan: “Hey, whos all going to the party next Saturday”?
Justin: “Oh you know, the whole SpoonGang homie”.
by Jdspnking11 July 19, 2020
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shlongadongesrex

“ You have a fine Shlongadongesrex Good Sir
by The Shlongster November 5, 2020
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Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.
"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
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SPLONG!

Official Rules Of

Splong!

{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit

1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side

2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)

3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.

4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point

5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.

6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)

7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)

8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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Spongauntious

Someone who is “Spongauntious” is unnecessarily cruel and rude towards others, for no discernible reason.
Person A: “Hey fuck you, you rat”
Person B: “smh how spongauntious”
by shawn.pog February 4, 2022
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splongle

The act of putting a large pear in your rectal cavity and then eating it with your dog
You can’t believe the devious splongle me and fluffy had last night
by Niggaballs1080p June 29, 2022
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shlongadongdong

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy
by Huesinay July 10, 2022
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