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Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open
mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat
by arthur boruc July 10, 2009
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This is when you engage in any adventurous activity exclusively outdoors, in most cases hiking, and you spark during the expedition.
1. "Ay Darnell you trying to go hiking on that trail today?"

"Fuck that son let's go spiking. You bring the socket i'll bring the kush."

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"I'm only down if we go spike the Sourlands."

"Deal."
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