Smeezer

Someone who is very sus named Sean

That guy sean is smeezer.

by Dswright09 May 25, 2023

Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.

"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"

by STMan. April 22, 2007

fat skeeze

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

thumb sneeze

The action of one's thumb striking a touch screen device in rapid succession involuntarily.

I was going for a Large Straight in Yahtzee and my thumb sneeze made me roll again! My thumb sneeze caused me to take a lousy Chance!

by Jacksaw1991 August 9, 2016

Sleeze

A person with low moral standards, often very promiscuous.

Callum Crawford is giant a sleeze.

by Mmills December 2, 2009

Spetzed

A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.

Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!

The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.

by J P Lankz June 4, 2019

a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008