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Charter Spectrum

One of the most awful ISPs out there. The 99% up time is wonderful, yet the "1%" down time is as bad as 911.

They love to throttle your speeds on account of their small wee wees.
Bro, my internet is making me glitch all over the place. I'm just trying to get the dub bro. F CHARTER SPECTRUM

Internet doesn't load a 1080p video. My keyboard: FHSDUFYSDIUFYSUIDHFKJSFDJKDFJLKFJDKLFJKLSDFJKLSDFKL
by infamousreptillianttv February 12, 2023
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on the spectrum

A polite/PC way of calling someone retarded. Often used among friends to degrade one another.
"How many nuggs come in a 6 piece meal?"
"Dude are you on the spectrum?"
by Wolfgang40014 July 6, 2018
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spread spectrum

A signal struc­turing tech­nique that employs direct se­quence, frequency hopping or a hybrid of these, which can be used for multiple access and/or multiple func­tions. This technique decreases the potential interfer­ence to other receivers while achieving privacy and increasing the immunity of spread spec­trum receivers to noise and interference. Spread spec­trum generally makes use of a sequential noise­‑like signal structure to spread the normally narrow­band informa­tion signal over a relatively wide band of frequencies. The receiver corre­lates the signals to retrieve the origi­nal informa­tion signal (NTIA)
Normal scanners cannot get spread spectrum transmissions.
by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 3, 2004
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Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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The Spectrum

Hey man are you on the spectrum
What’s the spectrum”
by THEREALSAXGOD January 10, 2020
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clange spectrum

the array of possible females that you would go for on entering a pub or club
hey dave the clange spectrum is looking a bit bleak here, lets move on to the next bar.
by clotsville July 23, 2013
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