spectrum surfer

Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.

Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.

by elguapoindustries January 19, 2016

On the spectrum

A way for autistic people to identify as autistic. Comes from "autistic spectrum".

"I'm on the spectrum," whined Jake. "So I just want to do data entry because I speak without thinking."

by Downvoting Victim December 23, 2021

Gender Spectrum

An adjective that describes gender fluidity

They are on the gender spectrum

by clappr August 10, 2024

spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar

Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.

by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021

spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.

Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.

by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022

Spectrum Feeder

An autistic person who will constantly get out of trouble while doing shitty things because they have autism while in reality they can be real decent people.
Depending on the political correctness of a instance they will either

1. Accept everything the Spectrum Feeder does.
2. They beat him up because his bullshit.
3. It will be THAT guy everyone ignores.
Ignoring a Spectrum Feeder is the most effective way to deal with a Spectrum Feeder, because they usually act out of attention grabs.

Teacher: Why did you do that?!
Spectrum Feeder: Sorry but its because i have autism
Teacher: Oh excuse me my bad.

by anonymous September 13, 2019

Edging on the spectrum

Special type of autism that gets worse the longer the day goes on, by the time of 3:00 - 4:00 MTV starts edging on the spectrum.

Person 1: Minh youre edging on the spectrum
Person 2: No im not its not funny anymore next person who says it is getting bashed

by SausageSprayer69 November 21, 2023