schumacher

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.

"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."

by frank carter May 14, 2005

shumb dit

The way to call someone a dumb shit without having to repent afterwards.

Snoop wishes he could smack talk like the rest of us, but he's too big of a shumb dit to figure it out.

by wopiii3 September 10, 2010

Schumacher Special

When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.

My radar detector stopped working, so I went into Best Buy and did a schumacher special. I purchased the new radar detector (same model) from Best Buy. I took it home, opened the packaging and swap the radar detectors. I then took the broken one back to Best Buy using the packaging and receipt from the new radar detector. I now have a new radar detector free of charge.

by HuggerMugger November 18, 2011

Shumirai

Usually a girl from Zimbabwe who has an infectious laugh and bubbly personality. She will do anything for this she loves and you will never catch her looking like anything but perfect.

Shumirai is the type of girl you bring home to meet your mom.

by CreatorX November 20, 2020

Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

schumi

Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.

"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"

by Matt June 17, 2006

phil shuman

The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.

Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!

by Fenris January 14, 2008