2 definitions by Fenris
A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.
"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."
"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."
"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."
"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
by Fenris November 26, 2018
The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.
by Fenris January 8, 2008