When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
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Get the Soggy Mushroom mug.A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
by phily the rinser August 25, 2010
Get the soggy rowden mug.Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."
by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019
Get the Soggy Swirly mug.Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
Get the Soggy Coconuts mug.The sexual act of one man engaging in anal sex with another man, while the penetrator ejaculates into the anus of the receiver. The penis of the penetrator then remains inside the anus of the receiver until the penetrator's penis is wrinkly/soggy. The penetrator then removes his penis and immediately receives oral sex from another man.
"Soggy", hence the wrinkled/soggy penis. And "Philly", in reference to the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia.
"Soggy", hence the wrinkled/soggy penis. And "Philly", in reference to the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia.
"Hey Bill, how did you and Chuck meet?"
"Well, I gave him a Soggy Philly a few years back, and we've been on good terms ever since."
"Ah, yes, I forgot. Haven't had a Soggy Philly for quite some time now. Are you free tomorrow morning?"
"Well, I gave him a Soggy Philly a few years back, and we've been on good terms ever since."
"Ah, yes, I forgot. Haven't had a Soggy Philly for quite some time now. Are you free tomorrow morning?"
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