softies

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006

sotting

Sotting: The mixture of sitting, scrolling, and sobbing.

Whilst on Reddit, I sot all day long. I am in a constant sotting session.

by LonelyRedditor117 February 13, 2014

softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004

Still Softish

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall

"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."

by http.legna August 13, 2020