Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

soent

a lazy way of saying "so went" ... really more like an abbreviation for "soooooo went"

Yes, Dave soent to move in with his parents in Florida.

Jackie soent to the big sale at her favorite store.

How did he loose all that weight? Oh, Max soent on a diet!

by veeegeee November 9, 2012

soken

A soken is formed by a strong friendship as they succeed in joint businesses and shows great strength, empathy and beauty.

I admire your "soken".

Your "soken" is inspiring

by Caroline.H June 16, 2020

Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Solence

The last name of a notorious family, known for their shipping company, and the Shaman magic booga warriors.

person 1: yo ur a Solence?
person 2: yeah
person 1: Chad

by SolencianWorshipper June 29, 2020