SQURTLE

A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle.

Girl look at that SQURTLE

by Nina#1 September 2, 2006

Snurple

Snurple (Verb) is a word that describes a person who is drinking like a silly sausage.

Defined by Tom of the Soviet himself, he used it just twice in an essay, bringing his total A level score down by several hundred points.

The debate on what it is to be a snurple continues even today, baffling the very best, including the renowned George Bush. Long debates and extremely frustrated English professionals have lead to an overall increase in the number of murder victims in the UK during 2005.

"My English teacher attempted to snurple me to death"

by Paul Dilley October 5, 2005

snartle

to defecate off of a public building.

Lets go snartle off the empire state building.

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

Snurgle

Anyone, but typically a teenager, who eats desserts and comfort foods down to the last couple of bites (the snurgle) and leaves the almost empty containers in the fridge or freezer.

So much for ice cream for dessert, the Snurgle has eaten all three quarts down the the snurgle.

by DBLambert January 22, 2016

Give me snurgles

Keegan, will you marry me? I really fucking love you and i want you to be mine forever. Also give me snurgles... forever

Give me snurgles keegan, goshdammit.

by Daddy.aka.hailey January 6, 2018

snurgle

To hug or cuddle an entity with an excess of energy and lovingness; An overzealous snuggle.

The small child snurgled her kitty.

by SKWRL August 8, 2006

snurgle

A teenager, usually female, of impressive stature and given to eating anything and everything in the fridge down to the last bite or few bites.

That dratted Snurgle left one spoonful of ice cream out of three quarts!

by DBLambert January 6, 2016