smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023

Sloping

To degrade or get worse. Coming from the idea that when you are sloping you are going downhill.

The peanut sauce they got there has really been sloping for awhile.

by Captain Bumbo November 8, 2010

smoking gun

A piece of evidence that almost is nearly irrefutable. It's origin is from a Sherlock Holme's story and it references how a gun smokes directly after being fired. Therefore if somebody is suspected of shooting a person and they having a still "smoking gun" in their possession, it's evidence that is pretty hard to deny.

1. I know Tom shot Jim, he was still holding a smoking gun when I walked into the room.

2. A: "It's thought that Mary died of an overdose."
B: "Well no one knows for sure yet."
A: "They found heroine and a needle with her DNA on it by the bed"
B: "Oh, I didn't know about that smoking gun"

by Mollination February 2, 2008

smoking drugs

1. The act of consuming psychoactive substances by the method of smoking (Marijuana, Crack, Opium, Methamphetamine, DMT, PCP, Nicotine, etc).

2. Referring to soft drugs in a way that they aquire the negative aspects of other drugs, notably substances with detrimental physical or mental properties.

1. Smoking is one of the most common ways of using using drugs.

2. Mom-"HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING DRUGS AGAIN?!"
Billy-"Do you mean marijuana?"
Mom-"WHATEVER THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"
Billy-"Not exactly, while certain hard drugs can have you physically and mentally addicted, marijuana and other soft drugs have a very low abuse potential"
Mom-"YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB YOU ADDICT"
Billy-"...ignorant bitch"

by da_infamous_cole June 2, 2008

Smoking Loon

The name of a small beach cruiser that is usually found in the San Diego, CA area and used by homosexuals.

Jesse took a cruise on the smoking loon to pick up a boyfriend

by Euphorism April 8, 2009

smoking a jeffery

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it

Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

by milfyassssssssssssssss December 31, 2017