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Swashbuckler syndrome

The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.
Josefine experienced a hard case of swashbuckler syndrome when she viewed Joe’s profile.
by Globetrotter 101 February 22, 2022
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portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.
I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.
by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017
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Saucy Swashbuckler

The act of masturbating on a Pirate Boat amusement park ride and ejaculating when you’re at the highest possible point of the ride to hit the people on the other side.
I pulled the ol’ saucy swashbuckler on the kids at the fair. Now I’m not allowed to enter the park anymore.
by MailBox218 October 22, 2018
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International Swashbuckle Day

May 31 - the day where everyone celebrates Swashbuckle - an amazing ceebies program about pirates.
Hey its International Swashbuckle Day, let's watch it!
by Veroniica May 31, 2021
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Swashbuckler

A degrading sexual act that offers variety to the lovers of the dirty sanchez. This act consists of the male sodomizing his partner, screaming "ARGGGGGGGG" like a pirate and proceeding to smear feces on their forehead in a saber like manner. Most attempt the "Z" Zorro design but there is no commonly accepted technique or design needed. Feces to forehead is enough for it to be accepted as a Swashbuckler.
Bill got so excited last night when sodomizing Tim's wife, that he pulled out and gave her the Swashbuckler.
by all-nite-freak August 1, 2007
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Swashbuckler

What you call a girl who takes a load in the mouth and swish swashes it around.
My girl was blowing me and before i know it, i let loose, i thought she'd be pissed, but boy was i surprised when i found out she was a swashbuckler!
by BlazaNumba1 January 27, 2007
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Smashfuck

To smash something so hard it is fucked.
1. I smashfucked that rat in the bathroom with a wooden mallet.

2. Dude that deer on the road was beyond fucked, it was Smashfucked.
by Nemo Nobody. October 11, 2017
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