Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

trans slouch

The act of a transgender male curving his shoulders forward to try to disguise his chest, causing him to lose height and have a curved back.

Man, Daniel looks shorter..must be the trans slouch.

by ryukieroway November 8, 2014

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017

Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021