Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.

Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.

by VicRamalot September 6, 2015

kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 24, 2007

Nocturnal Flinching

When someone is sleeping and they have a dream or thought of themselves getting hurt or falling, and their body physically reacts, and causes them to jerk or flinch rather spasmodically.

Guy: What the fuck tracy, you kicked me in the balls last night in bed???

Tracy: sorry, i had a bad dream and probably got a nocturnal flinching.

Guy: go fuck yourself, we're done.

by yuriogy1 December 5, 2009

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

Slinging Cheeks

Slinging Cheeks, also referred as sex, or sexual intercourse, is a vigorous act of passion that usually occurs between two or more high school students in the Tampa, Florida area.

Slinging has to involve a female, none of that homo shit.

There are some key steps to help you sling cheeks easily:

1. Be yourself.
2. Don't be a pussy.
3. Have a thick cock.
4. Keeps roofies near by.
5. Just keep slinging.

Omar : "Yo Derrek, how was your weekend dude?"

Derrek : "Shit was on point, i was slinging cheeks all night!"

by D.Swiftt October 5, 2010