Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

Slander

Ruining the reputation of someone

The news station slander the pop star

by unknownweirdo January 31, 2019

Shancelled

when you are denounced to what Madame K defines as “a seven foot tall fifth grader” and someone “who does not know the function of females,” “does cryptomoney,” and uncultured and unwise in many aspects

“I can give you cornrows”
“Nah that’s gonna get me shancelled”

by Shanfan April 29, 2022

stance up

Synonomous with square up; to beckon someone to fight/come at you

Person 1: Wanna fight about it??
Person 2: Stance up b

by jf37_ June 11, 2017

Snatch Slanger

1) A word often used as a term to describe a Pimp, or someone that sells pussy fer money.
2) an offensive word reffering to a ho, in otherwards throwaway, That cant get a real job n slangs her own snatch.

1)Dam, luh that nigga over on the cona, rounded by all dem ho's...He a snatch slanger....slangin that snatch!

2)That bitch aint nuthin butta snatch slanger

by Josephana March 10, 2010

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018