touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 5, 2005

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

flat screen shawty

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

by chefan93 October 4, 2009

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

Attention Whore Screen Name

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

by Mrs. Lockette May 23, 2010