Sklanker

One who is two tall to give oral sex

that sklanker is 6 feet tall, dang!

by boby sam sam jojo October 23, 2007

sklaw

Short for "skank-in-law." A derogatory term directed towards female in-laws, suggesting sluttiness/loose morals, lack of hygiene, tackiness, wearing too-tight clothes, and use of drugs/alcohol/cigarettes. Generally white trash, but can be used towards any race.

My new sister-in-law is such a sklaw!

by E.M. Rys September 27, 2012

Shlapper

A bomb ass song. Catchy asf, gets you litty titty!

"That song Fergalicious is a SHLAPPER!"

by aye_senia May 31, 2018

skeap

(v) The act of nutting on a hardwood floor, then proceeding to slide on the nut.

Jeff- "What are you doing tonight?"

Barthalomew- "I'm just gonna Netflix and skeap, my brother. My cousin Sydney is coming over today, if you know what I mean." *crackhead laugh*

by Tutouli January 16, 2019

selap

a literal god

selap and tuta are gods, they are perfect and everything i ever want to be

by lesboseli January 21, 2021

shlapdog

mythical creatre with a Long schlong Weiner horn, with a huge shlap on its back and yellow and turquoise pee hovering over him

shlap that shlapdog, shlap it on a dog, shlap it good, shlap it good on that dog

by Bertram Industries June 20, 2021

Shlap

When a penis thrusts in and out of a asshole. Mostly if the asshole is lubed up or naturally wet, commonly used in yaoi

Jinwo: I’m gonna tell my stream how good you are just by the Shlapping sound you make

Dong: the Shlapping? Do you really mean how my ass sounds when you go inside?

by Fudanjoshsii August 20, 2022