shlapdog 

mythical creatre with a Long schlong Weiner horn, with a huge shlap on its back and yellow and turquoise pee hovering over him

shlap that shlapdog, shlap it on a dog, shlap it good, shlap it good on that dog

shlapdog by Bertram Industries June 20, 2021

Slapdog 

A word used in Northern Ireland. A hydrid of 'slapper' and 'dog', commonly used to describe a sexually promiscuous but unattractive female. Think fat girl in a mini skirt who presumes her self esteem will rise with the amount of men she sleeps with.

Look at that stupid slapdog trying to pull again.

Slapdog by PaulaShouldTakeTheGlory April 8, 2004

slapdogg 

A combination of being a lap dog and a sleeping dog. Generally referring to larger dogs ironically trying to be lap dogs yet when they get in your lap they either slap you smack you or go to sleep.

Sassy why you got to be such a slapdogg you just hit me in the face when you tried to get in my lap.

slapdogg by Esotericdom March 3, 2023