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skintitis

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"
by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020
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Slit Skittle

When you have been nipping on that clitoris too long it turns from pink to red, to purple, and if you nip it much longer a pus yellow.
I think have tasted your rainbow enough to call it a Slit Skittle.
by SupremeFemboy69 June 3, 2021
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fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm
Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night
by Juul ferris November 14, 2018
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drop the skittles

To drop the skittles means to accidentally come out as homosexual, or to have a friend tell others you are gay even though you wanted to keep it private.
Person 1: I dropped the skittles last night and it was very embarrassing.
Person 2: Dang, I hate it when I drop the skittles.
Person 1: Yeah, now my parents know I'm gay.
by TheCosmicComedian November 7, 2019
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Jump a Skittle

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle
by Kanek May 6, 2020
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they’re their own kind of skittle

a different kind of person, not like other people
They are kind of weird, you could say they’re their own kind of skittle.

Charlie is a little different, you could say he’s his own kind of skittle.
by wiggleyworms04 October 18, 2022
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skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!
by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005
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