An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.
Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.
Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.
Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.
Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:
"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"
Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.
Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.
Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.
Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:
"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"
Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
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--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
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