skirkify

1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

root words: skirky

Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"

by core5doc December 11, 2008

Skirt-ferret

n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.

That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

by Mowen989 March 6, 2009

skirbit

A strapping lad who was once obese but has since dramatically reduced his waist size. A man never short on jokes. Can be easily identified by his distinct dialect. Adds (erton, ice, behhh, or boy) after the majority of his english words. Replies to all sentances with an "or ____" Also a person who generally suffers from immense muscle soreness. A person who cannot get up from a couch without verbalizing, "Hananana" or "ah-ah-ah-ah.." Can be found on college campuses, sleeps with a 1987 nba pillow, has no mattress, and the dirtiest blanket known to mankind.

Boy 1: Where you been at Skirbit?!
Skirbit: Ive been sleepiniceee behhhh
Boy 2: Go to class Skirbit
Skirbit: class or glass
Boy 1: that makes no sense
Skirbit: hanannannananana

by matchupichu November 2, 2010

skire

Fire but in the sky. Used when something is too awesome to just say awesome.

Matt: Bro this music is skire!
Also Matt: Thanks, I made it myself!
Still Matt: I’m so lonely...

by Mrnoob467 March 5, 2020

Skirtbail

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.

She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.

by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.

Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.

by -cM July 16, 2007

two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007