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A strapping lad who was once obese but has since dramatically reduced his waist size. A man never short on jokes. Can be easily identified by his distinct dialect. Adds (erton, ice, behhh, or boy) after the majority of his english words. Replies to all sentances with an "or ____" Also a person who generally suffers from immense muscle soreness. A person who cannot get up from a couch without verbalizing, "Hananana" or "ah-ah-ah-ah.." Can be found on college campuses, sleeps with a 1987 nba pillow, has no mattress, and the dirtiest blanket known to mankind.
Boy 1: Where you been at Skirbit?!
Skirbit: Ive been sleepiniceee behhhh
Boy 2: Go to class Skirbit
Skirbit: class or glass
Boy 1: that makes no sense
Skirbit: hanannannananana
skirbit by matchupichu November 2, 2010
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Skibbitypap 

The action of a cat or kitten paw-slapping someone repeatedly. Cat slaps with paws, kitten slaps with paws.
Kitty wasn’t fed in time, so she gave her owner a skibbitypap as punishment.
Skibbitypap by Ziff Webster January 22, 2022

skibitabee 

Jerry got a raise for his new job. "Skibitabee!"
skibitabee by Mikey Bishop July 27, 2006

skibiti toilet 

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
skibiti toilet by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023
n: The small articles of clothing that cover bits of your skin. For males, this includes boxers, briefs, tighty-whiteys. For females, bras and panties
On Saturday, Joe likes to lounge around the house in his skibits.

Mary got soaked to her skibits after walking in the rain for twenty minutes.
skibits by T-Rex2 January 25, 2009
A woman with loose morals who is prone to casual sex after ingesting alcohol.
"I can't believe you took that skibbity home from the bar last night!"
skibbity by Dances with Skibbities February 2, 2012

Skibity boom bop

Something you say to lighten the mood. It has no literal meaning, just that you can say it in reference to a question or just out of the blue for a laugh. The way you mean it comes from your tone of voice!
Friend: Hey Logan are you having a good day?
Logan: Skibity boom bop! What about you!?
Skibity boom bop by Lôg June 13, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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