siamese valley

Having sex with the neck cleavage of Siamese Twins that have two heads but share one body

I gave them a Siamese valley train until I nutted on their hunch back

by The_Sarge April 3, 2016

Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

siamese gingers

When two gingers can't keep their hands off each other.

Those siamese gingers are gonna give us diabetes with all that PDA!

by Mr. GL April 27, 2017

Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.

Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Siamese 3 Way

The act of getting your threesome card the easiest. Banging a chick that has 2 heads and 1 puss.

“Yo E, do you think it’s considered a threesome if you bang a set of Siamese twins? You know, like a chick with 2 heads and 1 puss!”

“I’m gonna have myself a Siamese 3 way tonight”

by Aquacasa69 September 9, 2023

Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.

Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."

by Jared77 June 23, 2009

Siamese Twins Game

A game which is played by two males or females in which the participants where a XXXXL sweater and cover themselves with a comforter whilst pretending to be Siamese Twins and engage in the act of mutual masturbation. This raises the question: 'When Siamese Twins rub one out is it an act of masturbation or incest?'. Either way is is a rather disgusting act meant for homosexuals.

Fred: Hey Tom wanna go to the Mall?
Tom: No, I plan on playing Siamese Twins Game with my Cousin, Billy-Joe.
Fred: You're a disgusting fuck-bag, you know that?

by WTFPickles February 29, 2012