Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.

Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.

by Pusstache October 21, 2013

Shrubbery

A pair of scrub pants that have been shortened to shorts.

you must find me a pair of shrubberys

by DJ Comphy October 21, 2011

shrubbery

A kind of sex game used by pirates in the seventeen hundreds, which involves more than four males and at least one female.

I don't care about the damn booty! Now, let's go play shrubbery!

by Cap'n Hoopskirt July 8, 2004

Techno Snobbery

The miss use, abuse, or complete shunning of technology, either hardware or software, that is easy to use; also used to portray an attitude toward those who do use same.

Tina practices techno snobbery when she won't even look at an iPod.

by Techno Robert October 24, 2008

Shroomery

Mushroom growing website known all over the internet for having a particularly low level of discourse and maturity.

"Hey Ben, where do you go to learn about mushrooms and unwind?"
"Not The Shroomery that's for damn sure! That place is *overflowing* with drama."

by IcannotTellAlie January 11, 2009

Shrubbery

Mythical creature that lives in a bush and steals pennies

Ah that shrubbery stole my pennies

Help there’s a shrubbery in that shrubbery

by Yeetushaha December 2, 2019

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021