Shinkle

The act of defecating only when you inteded to urinate. A cross between the words Shit and Tinkle.

Margie went to the bathroom to tinkle but instead had to spray the bathroom heavily with room freshener after the shinkle she experienced.

by newwordscreatedhere May 1, 2010

Sprinkled Dount

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.

That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!

by david November 9, 2004

sprinkled

The act of chucking rainbow sprinkles at a bitch's face after ejaculating on it, making it appear like a cupcake or a similarly decorated treat.

Man 1: I sprinkled a bitch last night
Man 2: Fuck yeah! I love cupcakes!

by Websters Dictionary 11th Ed. March 27, 2009

shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009

shingled

to get drunk, hammered

man, last night i got really shingled

by alexander benjamin August 9, 2005

Shminkleberry

Your black friend you just happen to be chilling with.

Campbell: Wanna chill?
DJ: Sure
(DJ Arrives)
Campbell: Hey DJ, wanna watch some TV?
DJ: You're such a Shminkleberry

by gameshift624 December 28, 2009