Leo is Shrexy

Leo is my best friend not yours POINT BLANK PERIOD. He’s very sHrExY. He loves shrek and him and parker are goals and I don’t know why I am writing this at 12:30 am but hey leo

nobody ever : oMg LeO iS sO sHrExY
Leo : CALL ME SHREXY

Leo is Shrexy

by smackdownfacts June 9, 2019

Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.

Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!

by Forgione April 21, 2008

shready

The condition of being ready to shred on skis or a snowboard.

Skier 1: Are you shready?
Skier 2: Always.

by Rippin the Shit outta this! February 8, 2013

shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Super Shredder Status

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.

"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"

by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011

super shredder

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.

Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.

by skater500 January 10, 2020