Christina is a serious shoplete. She routinely practices honing style skills (at the mall), studying the game (Vogue, E! TV, and What Not to Wear) and showing off her talent for fashion to appease an audience (at the bar, club or various social events).
by aerin liz May 13, 2008
Get the shoplete mug.A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.
I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.
by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014
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Get the shpeel mug.Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.
My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.
by Intrusion June 26, 2012
Get the Mystery shopper mug.When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.
Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
by tunezz January 19, 2015
Get the Last minute shopper mug.When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.
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This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
by Innominate December 31, 2008
Get the shopped mug.The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009
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