Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Smoogle

I suck her toes and fuck her pussy

Hey Janice wanna smoogle?

by Kisserkiller September 5, 2019

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

smoogleborf

Connor you are pulling a straw man. Just accept that egad is a real word

You’re a smoogleborf.

by Lol Connor get Pranked September 18, 2022

schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.

He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.

by Vankruser January 5, 2023

Shwoogle Bushing

The act of nutting on a womens bush and then using the remnants to shave her bald.

Sorry I was late. I was shwoogle Bushing my girlfriend late last night and she began to chafe.

by Dr. Bongos April 28, 2010

shmoodle

having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.

Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.

by chompiie January 10, 2008