epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

Are you shitreous?

Actually a combination of "Are you shitting me?" and "Are you serious?" Often used to make the expression of awe more intense, but usually it makes you look uneducated.

The Batman: I'm awesome.
Superman: Are you shitreous?

by Oh shit. April 21, 2009

shithouse special

a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.

I lost my bowl, so i had to go macgyver, and craft up a shithouse special!

by rychell February 22, 2008

Shittersation

A conversation held by two or more people who are on the toilet

So i was on the can when this guy in the stall next to me kept trying to start a shittersation with me

by the daily hoogleflogger November 10, 2010

Dos Shittos

Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.

"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.

Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016

Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse

When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...

I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.

by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019