Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

shitcunt

The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.

"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"

by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017

Shitunna

The unrecognized and informal contraction used as an expression to describe a "shit-ton-of" something.

Used mostly in the American southeast region and usually via text message.

Made famous by Josh Mallard.

Dang, I have a shitunna homework to do before I can go fuck off.

by LitehouseLuke November 18, 2019

Shitfuckface

Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike

fuck man i accidentaly walked in on sum shitfuckface in the action of eating out your dad!

by Alex Ek November 7, 2007

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

shitfinder

a map in Starcraft that used to be called "Pathfinder", but because of its "special" balance issues was quickly renamed by fans. -__-

more info @ liquipedia

1: Lol Hydra you have just been pwned by mech terran
2: wtf shitfinder imba --

by Junezerg September 8, 2011

shitfuck

Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.

Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.

by ponce killer September 21, 2005