shitchat

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix

Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating

by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

shitcast

Like podcast, but dealing with fecal matter. Also see crapcast.

Subscribe to my shitcast!

by Vamidus September 1, 2006

Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.

"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"

by jeremy767 August 21, 2009

shitcritter

The girl that works night shift and leaves her shit in your work area or a little animal that steals your turds and stores them up for the winter.

That shitcritter Kim left her shit all over my glass!

by EMOW September 13, 2008

Shitrature

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce

"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

by DigitalDistorted May 30, 2011

shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013