Person 1: how was the shitcan today?
Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!
Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!
by Jazhands February 25, 2021
Get the Shitcan mug.US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.
Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
by Stirke36 June 16, 2011
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Get the shitcaking mug.by ::analogue:: July 24, 2004
Get the shithammer mug.1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.
2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.
2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.
"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"
"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"
However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."
"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"
However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."
by John141 December 26, 2005
Get the Shitcakes mug.When a group of people poop in the same toilet intill it piles up like a Volcano...only in this case, a shitcano.
Also works well when someone turns the water off, and no one will flush it by mistake.
Also works well when someone turns the water off, and no one will flush it by mistake.
by nicholas1961 August 19, 2007
Get the shitcano mug.Popular nickname for the redneck douchebag capital of the Midwest, more commonly known as "Chicago". See "Chicago".
Ever been to Shitcago? It's a great town, if your a redneck douchebag, or a submissive colored guy. You think east coast guidos are bad? You've never been to Shitcago.
by CulturalEye March 15, 2007
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