This morning I took a dump and, out of nowhere, I jizzed at the same time...I think I did a shitbust!
by shitbuster December 15, 2007
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1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.
At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
by B_playa005 April 2, 2009
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Little Devon came by this morning and started asking stupid annoying questions. I told him to stop being a shitbug and leave me alone.
by Kraski June 8, 2022
Get the shitbug mug.When gas combines with a steaming shit on its way of of the rectum it creates a bubble that looks like someone blowing a bubble with chewing gum.
while cleaning the litter box you notice what looks like a balloon sticking out of the side of a shit
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by DerwoodBones November 22, 2010
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by Sister Novena September 7, 2008
Get the shitpump mug.Something that's super cool. Used sarcastically, it makes fun of people who use played out slang in calling something 'the shit' or 'the bomb'.
by Monty Block November 18, 2003
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